Gauging and impending middle age…

By | July 6, 2010

I have never heard of these – Lobe Wonder Ear Support Patches – have you?

They are designed to disguise the unsightly enlargement of earring holes and to protect healthy earlobes against tearing from the weight of earrings.

I have yet to see these in Shoppers Drug Mart but then again I have very attractive, non-droopy earlobes so I haven’t gone searching for a solution to my earlobe woes.

The Lobe Wonder was the brainchild of Joann Bradvica, a civil servant in Alhambra, California. As far as I can tell, her company is privately owned. But if there’s ever an IPO, I consider buying some stock.

Why?

Because I see these fashion plates everyday and they won’t be 24 forever.

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