Month: November 2006

If the spam I just deleted is any indication, far too many men have tiny little penises. And if they’re lucky enough not to have a wee penis then they are plagued with ED. Yet, these guys don’t have to worry, there are hot babes just waiting for them all over the internet (and in real life too).

But really, who cares about that little problem when you can and collect millions in lottery winnings or help some poor terminally-ill fellow in Nigeria move his money out of country.

Truth be told, most of the spam I just deleted had to do with tiny members or the inability to move said member (tiny or otherwise) in the right direction.

I think I see a business opportunity.

I bet I could write some persuasive copy and sell my new product that cures both small ones and ED in one fell swoop … and that alone will make me rich. There’s money in little soft ones — the spam tells me so.

My hair stylist S. turned me on to a new hair company from Spain called Lakme. I’m using the clay wax from their Hop! line. (FYI: it’s more wax than clay!)

I find the packaging amusing — what does “hair only permitted” mean anyway? Where else would I put it? There is no warning label but no need to send me any ideas.

Anyway, it really works — the stuff is the best product I’ve found for my hair. I just think I need another Lakme product in my bathroom— the special shampoo to get this fixative out of my hair at the end of a stylish day.

See above: the product is “water resistant” — I don’t think things you put in your hair should repel water — it makes shampooing a challenge.

So now I need a super shampoo. I hope this exists — S. will know.

Dawn gets those poor little birds clean … perhaps my answer is only as far away as the kitchen.