10 reasons why I love America…and 10 more for Canada

By | January 2, 2009

1. Flat fee full body scans on demand
2. Margaritas
3. Highway rest areas/tornado shelters
4. Lowriders
5. Lots of ‘oldies” radio stations
6. Cracker Barrel & Country Store
7. Cheap gas
8. Macy’s
9. Hatch Green Chile
10. Barack Obama

10 reasons why I love Canada

1. Socialized medicine
2. Bloody Caesars
3. Pay after you pump
4. Automated carwashes
5. No incessant country music
6. Tim Hortons
7. Colour-coded money
8. The Looney & Twoney
9. Strongly regulated mortgage lending protocols
10. Anne Murray

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